Trump had dedicated mass resources to Washington in the weeks after 19-year-old former DOGE staffer Edward 'Big> Balls' Coristine was attacked on the streets ... Edward 'Big Balls' Coristine was beaten up during an attempted carjacking in DC on August 3 ... .
The 15-year-old boy and girl from Maryland were arrested by police after an attempted unarmed carjacking in Washington, DC, that DOGE whiz Edward Coristine, better known as “Big> Balls,” tried to stop before he was beaten to a pulp on Aug.
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Trump's announcement came on the heels of a number of high-profile crimes involving people with ties to government, including an incident earlier this month in which Edward “Big> Balls” Coristine, a 19-year-old former DOGE staffer, was attacked.